I must be too annoying 4 u.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i out mim tonsoeep
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