windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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