i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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