Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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