I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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