I swear she didn't look like that last week.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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