I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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