god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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