the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
try to milk me bitch
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