You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You're like the curious george of whores
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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