Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
i now understand why vodka
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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