no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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