If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
and she was petting her beer can
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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