did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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