FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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