When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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