Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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