I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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