I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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