if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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