Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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