would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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