; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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