what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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