Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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