sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I want a musical about memes.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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