dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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