No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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