Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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