I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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