I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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