I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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