How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You don't make any sense
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