Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I need a beard to bite.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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