So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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