Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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