We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Randomize
