Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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