I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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