why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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