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You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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