Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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