Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
