So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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