The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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