ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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