atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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