do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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