He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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