C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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