just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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